mommy's mean

mommy found her old grover in some boxes last night. he's seen better days. she introduced us. look how good i'm being. me and grover. sittin' on the sofa. snuggling. loving each other. life is good.
maybe grover wants to come upstairs with me and be my lunch. mommy won't know.
oops, how'd that happen.mean mommy. where's MY grover?
yeah right. like i'm not gonna sniff him out on the table. i'm a birddog for heaven's sake. sniffing is my life.thanks mommy. maybe you're not so mean.